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~jazzexxx:iconjazzexxx:

is in a nutshell  

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sooooo....

Journal Entry: Wed May 7, 2008, 3:39 PM
  • Mood: Bemused
i got tired of seeing that last journal.
lol

IN OTHER NEWS
i have just been informed that my friend :iconwhippycream: is unable to get on deviant art b/c her mom doesn't know how to take off the child restriction on the computer.....so i won't be updating as soon as i thought even though i have a shitload of stuff. [she uploadas my garbage remember?]
DAMN HER TO HELL!! *dies*

RANDOM OLD SHIT I FORGOT TO MENTION LOOOONG AGO
i went to ring dance May 2nd and it was awesome but sadly my boyfriend could not come because he was suspended for beating up a fat kid who ws harassing me :( i love my ecuadorian luvuh!!!!!!!
it was awesome, he actually fought some one for being an asshole :D
fat ass kid was stealing my food....WHILE I WAS EATING IT!! like mid air going in my mouth, had my spit particles and hot breath on it and he just took it and gobbled it up and laughed...WTF I THOUGHT WE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL NOT FUCKIN 2ND GRADE!!!!.....anyways yea </rant> lol

BESIDES FROM THAT...
idun really have anything else to say i just wanted to get that last journal outta here.....

if anyone cares to know i actually have boobies now XD 34 B!!!!go meee go meee....i mean i'm use to being the stick figure with lil boobies and a huge ass but now i have something :D *crickets* no?.......i didn't wanna know?....i prolly shudda kept that to myself....ummm......ima go now.....................ha cha cha cha chaaaa ^^;.....*runs*

this extreme waste of your time was brought to you by:
CORRUPT POLITICS!
need to run for something but u don't have an icecube's chance in hell? well call on CORRUPT POLITCS! they'll give you the best campaigning advice EVER!!! guaranteed or your money back!
AND COMING SOON IS THE BUSH BAG!
need to take out your frustration from:
Econmic fall of America?
Job Stress?
Family dying in the 'war'?
Immigrants that you don't understand?
Stupid laws that make no sense?
and your lack of health coverage?
TAKE IT ALL OUT ON THE BUSH BAG!! just punch the face of our soon to be former president that is attached to it and simply tell him how he fucked up! BLAME BUSH! you'll feel better. GUARANTEED!!
Remember, HE GAVE C AVERAGE PERSONS A BAD NAME!

omg i need a life.... lmao

Devious Information

  • Current Age: sebenteen
  • Current Residence: in your shower waiting waiting to pinch your butt
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: ooo you gone by me sum'n? SMALL
  • Interests: human mind,romance,teenagers,7 deadly sins & virtues,sex/attraction,books, poetry, etc...
  • Favourite movie: dont really go but....w/e happened to babby jane, moulin rouge,ghibli films,subtilted foriegn films
  • Favourite band or musician: Aa!,mindless self indulgence,dream,cassie,crystal kay,bach,beethoven,etc...
  • Favourite genre of music: any and every kind...EXCEPT country...sorry
  • Favourite artist: van gogh,da vinci, picasso, frida khalo,rimfrost,pyro, others that i cant name
  • Favourite poet or writer: poe,rice,dante,shakeseare...other dead and living people
  • Favourite photographer: zemotion....and oanother but i hafta look up the name
  • Operating System: uh......the functional kind
  • MP3 player of choice: nano zen,ipod
  • Personal Quote: forgive but never forget because you'll make the same mistake
  • Tools of the Trade: my hands and my laptop

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Devious Comments

~FiltrateNixon:iconFiltrateNixon: 1 day 2 hours ago
Thank you for the :+Fav:.
~jazzexxx:iconjazzexxx: 3 days 1 hour ago
no problem i appreciate great art :D

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~jazzexxx:iconjazzexxx: 3 days 1 hour ago
you're welcome. i love ur work

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~jazzexxx:iconjazzexxx: 3 days 1 hour ago
no prob. i love tank girl :heart:

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~jazzexxx:iconjazzexxx: 3 days 1 hour ago
lol you're welcome :hug:

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~jazzexxx:iconjazzexxx: 3 days 1 hour ago
hehe no problem hun :heart:

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~jazzexxx:iconjazzexxx: 3 days 1 hour ago
yer welcome :D

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~jazzexxx:iconjazzexxx: 3 days 1 hour ago
no problem :D

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~MusicBoxInc:iconMusicBoxInc: 5 days 15 hours ago
thank you for watching us. :D

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~elyseelric:iconelyseelric: 6 days 8 hours ago
Thanks for the fave! ^^

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~personalprison:iconpersonalprison: 6 days 9 hours ago
Thanks for the fav :hug:

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~Odinsdagr:iconOdinsdagr: 6 days 11 hours ago
Thanks for the fav!!!

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~daskai:icondaskai: 6 days 14 hours ago
Hey! :)
thank you for the :+fav: on the tank girl wallpaper [link] :) much appreciated :worship:

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~sirbigtom:iconsirbigtom: 6 days 16 hours ago
Hey! :-D

Thanks for the Fav! It is very much appreciated.
~AaronSmurfMurphy:iconAaronSmurfMurphy: 6 days 18 hours ago
Cheers and lovely for the fave man.
~PyroPanda:iconPyroPanda: May 8, 2008, 4:19:37 PM
thanks for the fav! ;D

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*Mel-P:iconMel-P: May 7, 2008, 5:27:41 PM
ROFL!!! You're welcome!! :heart: Nah don't worry about it XD; I'm the same way with Asian food.

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~jazzexxx:iconjazzexxx: May 7, 2008, 4:10:43 PM
no problem :D

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~jazzexxx:iconjazzexxx: May 7, 2008, 4:08:42 PM
i'm making that sweet potato empanada as we speak [well....as i type WTFEVER you get what i mean lol]

*dies* i'm in heaven and you must be an angel for you have introduced me to this wonderful food dish and for that....i thank you *heavy sobbing while eating empanada*

i am such a loser....lol o well :D

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~plainme:iconplainme: May 7, 2008, 11:58:17 AM
:floating: thank-you

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*Mel-P:iconMel-P: May 6, 2008, 10:39:27 PM
[link] :D look what Mel found! :heart:

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~Subishi:iconSubishi: May 6, 2008, 6:57:11 PM
thanks a ton for the :+fav: on [link] :D

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~jazzexxx:iconjazzexxx: May 4, 2008, 8:11:08 AM
ANDI I FUCKIN LUV/MISS U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U NEED TO LIKE CALL ME ASAP!!!!
:cries:
i emailed u my phone number. don't call it yet tho, i threw it against the wall in a fit of rage. :D

i'll give it to you again!!!!

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~Oundums:iconOundums: May 3, 2008, 12:26:41 PM Mood: Llama
I'm returning to DeviantART!!!
Oh, and if you've forgotten, IT'S ME! ANDI!

Mwahahahahahaha.

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You fucking bastard.
~jazzexxx:iconjazzexxx: Apr 29, 2008, 7:15:03 PM
lol yes mam happy polar bear it is n__n
*turns into small polar bear with a coke a cola* oh yea lol

thanks for the warm welcome!

i love your gallery!!!!!

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